Transcribed by Nan
Bob 2:18:36
Okay, so the point is... What is that idea? Oh, yeah. After I come out after the alien contact, press conference, and everything, the dust is settled, I'm thinking of a quote that Nelson used to make from Herbert W. Armstrong that there'll be 1000 years of peace after the Second Coming.
iON 2:18:57
Nelson Thall. Nelson Thall.
Bob 2:18:59
Yeah. Yeah, that there would be 1000...
iON 2:19:02
That's right. That's right.
Bob 2:19:04
Let me say it so people understand the idea.
iON 2:19:15
We're sorry.
Bob 2:19:07
Herbert preached that there will be 1000 years of peace after the Second Coming. So, a nice planet. Is that what we're setting up with the Cold Play and the better health products, that we lay the groundwork for peace for a while?
iON 2:19:21
Yeah, in essence. In essence. In essence, but you don't know what 1000 years are. You've done 1000 years in a minute. So, yeah, it is like that, it's just, it's just you have no, ah, we don't know the right word. You have no precipitous, -
Bob 2:19:40
Well, how about this...
iON 2:19:40
- you have no precipitous to know what 1000 years is.
Bob 2:19:45
Okay, because it doesn't exist. There's no time.
iON 2:19:48
Right.
Bob 2:19:48
So, it's a fiction, and you don't know who's in charge of the fiction.
iON 2:19:51
But the construct, the construct is right. The construct is like people think 1000 years it would be 10,000 lifetimes. And we say, okay, if you look at it like that, that's fine 'cause you're eternal anyway. So, that's alright, we don't have a problem with that. And then in the process of this journey that we're gonna go back home to heaven, to Canaan Land, if that's heaven. If that's, if that's what you call heaven, okay, we call it -- some people call it heaven, we call it home. We just wanna go home. Let's just go home. You can call it heaven if you want to.
Bob 2:20:22
Right. So, let me say this. So, the... This realm of peace and Lockdown Bobrule, it's a nice environment. Does that prepare the rocketship to merge with the frequency of the Andromeda Galaxy and so some of the civilization -
iON 2:20:42
It's called pariting.
Bob 2:20:42
- that we set out get -- are we preparing to the environment here for Andromeda Galaxy's nice, wonderful environment?
iON 2:20:43
It's called parity. Parity. You're marrying, you're marking, marking to be the same so that you'll be able to go home, and it won't be a shocker. It won't be a shocker, it'll be normal. It'll be normal.
Bob 2:20:51
Right. Okay, so that's parity. P-a-r-i-t-y. Right?
iON 2:20:59
Correct. To pair.
Bob 2:21:02
Not parody.
iON 2:21:07
To pair. No, no. Not making fun of. Not making fun of. No. Parity, meaning pairing it.
Bob 2:21:09
Well, that's very good. Yeah.
iON 2:21:21
Yeah. And it gives you the chance. What it does is it gives you the chance to actually embrace it. It gives you the opportunity to embrace it. Meaning, like, "I don't wanna live like this anymore! I'm tired of havin' erectile dysfunction. I'm tired of lookin' at a glass of water and gaining 12 pounds. I'm tired of my feet swellin' until I can't walk. I'm tired of lookin' at these people that aren't pretty and I have to deal with 'cause I'm married to 'em and I can't stand it no more. I'm tired of watching everything on Netflix that don't say nothin' no more. I'm tired of eatin' food that don't taste like anything. I don't wanna live like this anymore. Oh, God, just kill me now. Oh, God, just kill me now." That's the way people are livin' now, Bob.
Bob 2:21:31
I know. Okay.
iON 2:21:45
They wanna be out of this. They wanna be out of this, hard.
Bob 2:22:13
Yes. Okay, so... Oh, yeah. So, I think it was Ginney. I was talking to Ginney, and we were trying to work out this transition from the rocket to Andromeda. So, you just spelled it out. That's new information that explains the Lockdown Bobrule, then how that merges with the Andromeda thing, Andromeda state.
iON 2:22:34
It doesn't merge. It doesn't merge, it converges. It doesn't merge, it's a convergence. Convergence.
Bob 2:22:41
Yeah.
iON 2:22:41
A little bit different. Yeah. Just to be clear. Just to be clear.
Bob 2:22:43
Right. So, the Armageddon, the shocking collapse of the earth and stars in the book of Revelation, that is the only prophecy any religion could make. But where the universe is what you see, what you're lying eyes see is in the beauty of the stars, all falls away, that is what everybody predicted: this all environment will fall away.
iON 2:23:11
Mm-hm.
Bob 2:23:11
And whatever caused that -- you could say it's the poles flipping, but that's a subplot -- there's a larger disappearance of what we see. What would you say caused that inevitable collapse of the universe and the people?
iON 2:23:23
Oh. Your lying eyes. Your lying eyes. You limit your reality to based on what you know. You take Herbert, it's got to come -- just like the problem with Nelson Thall is it had to come from Herbert W. Armstrong or it was an apostasy before God. You see the problem? That's what happens.
Bob 2:23:42
Yeah.
iON 2:23:42
You limit, you limit your creation or your reality based on the perdition of the condition. The perdition of the condition. Good words.
Bob 2:23:54
You're looking at it upside down. Your eyes are lying.
iON 2:23:59
In essence. In essence. Well, maybe, maybe not. But you have no other reference to know. See, that's the problem. You don't have a reference to say this is good, this is bad. Good touch, bad touch. You don't know the difference, you just wanna get touched.
Bob 2:24:13
'Cause you're relying on something outside of yourself. What did you say, the last words?
iON 2:24:16
Well, you just wanna get, you just wanna get touched. You don't care if it's a good touch or a bad touch, you wanna be touched. See the rub?
Bob 2:24:26
Yeah. And so, -
iON 2:24:27
Pardon the pun.
Bob 2:24:28
- people have to become their own God.
iON 2:24:29
Pardon the pun. The rub. The rub. Pardon the pun, you got that, right? [laughs]
Bob 2:24:33
Yeah. A lot of conservatives, a lot of conservatives, a lot of traditionalists don't like the idea that yes, a person could become a God and create their own rules and their own situation. They find that blasphemous and you got a larger God.
iON 2:24:46
Well, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry "Fartwell" liked to not have recovered from it. Poor Jerry "Fartwell," he liked to not of recovered from it. So, yeah.
Bob 2:24:54
Yeah. Are you saying, "liked to not"? What's that phrase, "liked to not recovered"?
iON 2:24:59
Almost did not. Liked to not survive.
Bob 2:25:02
Oh, liked to not. Okay, so...
iON 2:25:07
Practically did not. Practically did not survive it. There we go.
Bob 2:25:12
Yeah. The perdition of the condition is to put your power outside of yourself and to not have the guts to become the goddess or God or whatever. Okay. Even though the kingdom of Bob is better than the kingdom of God that's what you gotta adjust to; that's a statement you made recently.
iON 2:25:26
Well, you have a relegation. The relegation comes into the potential for the power. If you're comfortable with who you are in your God, you are in your place of power as God, don't worry about it. But by God if there's one question in the reticule that you've got so far, you better be in the House of Bob. If you're not in the House of Bob, you're gonna be in trouble because you will be called out on it. And you better -- in the time in that day, you better know who the fuck you are in God 'cause it'll be too wet to plow at that point. That's the point. Bob, you're offering the saving grace which is what the Church of the SubGenius provided in the beginning. You're providing that very grace.
Bob 2:26:12
Correct. And that's what Stang is startin' to realize. Reverend Stang, he's realizing the true church.
iON 2:26:18
Bless his heart.
Bob 2:26:18
Bless his heart.
iON 2:26:19
Bless his heart. Bless his bum. Bless his bum.
Bob 2:26:22
[chuckles] So, listen to this.
iON 2:26:26
A heat-ravaged, a heat-ravaged bum. Yes. [chuckles]
Bob 2:26:30
Okay, so here's, here’s a couple of quickies maybe. The Louve, the Smithsonian, and the Vatican, their treasures are supervised by aliens, correct?
iON 2:26:42
Absolutely. We don't want to admit that, but yes, absolutely. Sorry.
Bob 2:26:47
Yeah.
iON 2:26:47
We'd rather not say that, but it don't matter now. It is what it is.
Bob 2:26:50
It doesn't matter. This is a great session, all that's said tonight, because none of it matters. It's after any impact.
iON 2:27:00
So this is, this is iON's last anti-matter matter.
Bob 2:27:01
[chuckles] Yeah.
iON 2:27:03
Anti-matter matter matter. The many matter matter. Many. Yeah. Vitameatavegamin, that's what we got to say. Vitameatavegamin, that's it. Go ahead, Bob.
Bob 2:27:15
So, I was talking to Ginney when she was here; she has some questions about the aliens. And I said, well, iON doesn't want that emphasized too much, the alien factor.
iON 2:27:23
Right.
Bob 2:27:23
So, I told her to go ahead and ask questions, and you may not get what you want, but you know, I may not play that part.
iON 2:27:31
She's good, she's good at developing. She's good at developing. You can play this, there's nothing wrong with it. She can develop it, and we're going to embrace it the best we can. But we don't want it to be about the separation between the aliens and what the aliens and how powerful they are over you. We wanna make you be more powerful than the aliens, and your interaction comes to a place, a place of power. If you're gonna go it from that angle, we will talk to you until your goddamn ears fall off. [Bob chuckles] Until that, we're not gonna put up with a whole lot of chitter chatter about how we have to be careful "'Cause the aliens are gonna come fuck us in our bed. They're gonna take our cow innards, and they're gonna probe us, and they're goin'..." No, no, no, no, no. If that's happening, don't worry about it, they've got you already, you're "got." [Bob chuckles] But if you wanna ask a question from a standpoint of how you've come into that day in your place of power, with the threshold of God, with the gird your loins with righteousness, with the breastplate of salvation, and you come into that place where you start wielding that power, whoo, yeah. If you done whooped that lion and whooped that bear, Little David, come to that Goliath and say, "Come here Goliath, me or you wants to get an ass whoopin'. I don't know which one it is, but one of us is gonna get an ass whoopin'." When you go at it like that, now we'll talk to you till you're blue. But that's a place of power, not a place of constraint or I got to figure this out so I can have a tactile, visceral, apenage over the aliens. There's the difference. See the difference?
Bob 2:29:06
Right. So, Ginney's welcome to ask?
iON 2:29:03
You understand that. You understand that 'cause you're living it because you see it more than most. And you can play that 'cause just 'cause you have an advantage doesn't mean they can't. There's nothing we say to you that we wouldn't say to them. They could ask any question they want. Any question.
Bob 2:29:20
Right. So, Ginney can ask her alien question?
iON 2:29:21
And that's [overtalk/inaudible] information has been [indistinct]. Yes. Yes, she can.
Bob 2:29:24
And even other people. Even Bert can ask questions about the aliens. Or Chad.
iON 2:29:28
Shit, even Chad.
Bob 2:29:30
[chuckles] The former number one.
iON 2:29:30
Even George. Even George. Even George. Even George.
Bob 2:29:36
George. Yeah.
iON 2:29:36
Y'all gonna shit, y'all gonna shit when George, Reverend George, comes to say his alma mater, [Bob laughs] when he comes to say his grace. It'd be great. We love it. It's gonna be great. As long as he brings his little sack full...
Bob 2:29:51
[overtalk/indistinct] those old stories. It's gonna be that old cliche where the kid hears about the strange uncle, like his father's brother, that he'd never been able to meet; they keep him away. Where are they? Where's George's uncle that one day he wants to come and meet? Who are these people that drove my father nuts? Yeah.
iON 2:30:08
Right, right, right. That made me... Yeah, never mind. They need testosterone whore. [laughs]
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