Transcribed by Nan
Bert 25:43
Okay, iON I have some, I have a most recent TikTok that disappeared and then I have some TikToks that I missed during the last show.
iON 25:56
Mm-hm. God bless you. God bless you, Bob. Bob, bless you for letting Bertron save the day 'cause goddamn.
Bert 26:06
Will see. Will see, iON. You might have to sensor this. You have a throat now, so some of these might get nuclear hot as in fusion. But okay, iON,
iON 26:16
You mean Zac on TikTok? Is that the one you mean?
Bert 26:22
Beg your pardon?
iON 26:24
Zac on TikTok. Is that the one you mean?
Bert 26:29
We may use a different word, but I have different labels. But this is one that I received on December 11th, "Are you ready?" And it was really short. It said Moscow was burning, we have more attacks on the power grid, and that -
iON 26:46
Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bert 26:48
- and that Russia -- okay, was there any -- is that accurate? Was that accurate? Moscow is burning?
iON 26:54
It is. Not "was" accurate, it "is" accurate. Yeah. See -- okay. Okay. See, here we go, Bob. We told you. Here we go. We start with this bullshit. We're gonna answer his questions; it's gonna be too much. All right, so here we go. Number one, this is the part where Bob should have jumped in and said, "Hey, Bert, let's change the subject. Or hey, Bert, how you feeling? Or hey, Bert, what did you eat for breakfast this morning? This is what, this is what Bob's supposed to be jumpin' into. So, instead he didn't do that like he was supposed to do. So, ask that question one more time and see what happens.
Bert 27:36
Okay. The "Are you ready?" TikTok disappeared because I couldn't save it and send it to Ed. But it was really brief, so I was able to catch it. For some reason Ed couldn't play it, but it stayed active but then it disappeared on my end of the world. But it was stating that Moscow was burning, we have more attacks on the power grid, and that Russia is saying it would partake in preemptive nuclear strikes now. Is that accurate?
iON 28:05
Yeah. Okay, here's, here's the words. There's five things that are going on there that Bob should've already jumped in here and said, "Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop." But he didn't do that so we're gonna do it. Fuck it. Fuck it. Bob didn't jump in, and Bob's in charge. Bob rules the world so fuck it. He's gonna answer it now. We've been waiting on you home skillet for a long time. We got this. We warned Bob, we told Bob, we said Bob, he knows things he's not supposed to know. You turn him loose, it's gonna get ugly. Just saying. Just so everybody knows. All right, here you go. Russia is in trouble, number one. Number two, Russia is fixin' to set a gold standard for their oil.
iON 28:57
Since O'Biden. O'Biden, not Obama. Since O'Biden is not gonna pump any oil anymore, Russia is gonna make a barrel of oil or two barrels of oil equal to a gram of gold. Which would make, if it increases the way it's supposed to, would make a ounce of gold $3,655 a barrel. Okay, that changes -- it's a game changer. That takes Saudi Arabia out of the conversation. Okay, next phase. They are in trouble because they have to bifurcate, bifurcate the condition which means everybody's got to agree to this canotated capacity. They likely would since the US dollar ain't worth bullshit. Number five, what's left of the Qin dynasty. What's left of the Qin dynasty, that's the fifth part. Now, Bob, you need to delete -- now, what's his name? Fucked up. Hey! Cheeseburger Bill! You gotta delete that part, you can't play that. Cheeseburger Bill! You gotta delete that; you can't play that. Okay, go ahead.
Bert 30:29
Okay. Yeah, thank you for that. Yeah, I saw that about the gold standard oil. So, I figured that
iON 30:35
This is Bob's, this is Bob's fault. He was supposed to stop all this, so you blame, you can bless Bob for that. Okay, ask some more good stuff. Ask some more shit you ain't that you ain't supposed to have, honey.
Bert 30:47
Okay. Well, okay. On November 30th, there was Archbishop, Carlo Vigano, former secretary general of the Vatican, and he was making a warning about the people -- the d'etat against the people. So, was he warned about the central banking cryptocurrency? (indistinct)
iON 31:08
The fall of it. No, no, the fall of it. The fall of that cryptocurrency. Yeah.
Bert 31:15
Okay. Okay.
iON 31:18
Pop goes the weasel.
Bert 31:20
Yeah. Hey, iON, I have the other TikToks lined up for this coming weekend, so these are old ones. Okay. iON, is it
iON 31:30
Stop. You do what you do. Hey, you got a dick. Let's fuck. We ain't scared here. Let's go.
Bert 31:36
Okay. Okay, but I've reviewed them all, but I haven't, like, posted questions, but these are old ones. Okay, iON, was it a joke on December 1st that you sent me a TikTok that the US Food and Drug Administration is gonna put plastic in the food pyramid? Was that a joke?
iON 31:53
They already have. They already have.
Bert 31:55
What?
iON 31:56
That's not goin' to be, they already are! You can't have it -- McDonald's -- okay.
Bert 32:03
Uh oh.
iON 32:03
Do the math. McDonald's, McDonald's sells millions and millions and millions of hamburgers, and millions and millions and millions of quarter pounders. If you do the math on how many they sell, there ain't that many goddamn cows in the goddamn world. [Bert chuckles] But what are they mixin' into the goddamn hamburger to sell that many? Either they're lying about how many hamburgers they sell, or they're lying about what's in the goddamn burgers that they are providing. Come on now. A Wendy burger don't taste like a goddamn hamburger. Now, we -- now, we're not talking about McRib now. We love a McRib. We ain't fussin' about McRib. It's very, very, very produced; it's not like pig meat or somethin', so don't worry about that. But we love us some McRib. But the point is there's not that many cows in the world to produce the number that they're presenting on their site to say that they produced! So, the answer to the question is, yes, there's lots of plastic already in play. And the FDA acknowledges that there's that plastic!
Bert 33:18
Damn.
iON 33:19
God bless, God bless Dr. Carolyn Dean and the FDA that she's so kindly supports.
Bert 33:29
Okay, iON, that brings up another question that I read a headline; I don't read the article, I just read the headlines. Is it true? Is it true that they're using bug, bug dust for food filler as well?
iON 33:40
Yeah, of course. They've been doin' that for some time now. That's where, that's where you get the Impossible Burgers. See, you gotta, you gotta have somethin' to -- the filler -- as long as you make the filler taste like something. See, yeah, that's been going on for some time. And we ain't mad about that. We don't, we don't care. Eat a nice worm or bug or grub or
Bert 34:04
Okay. And that reminds me of a few months back, you made a statement, and I'm probably the only one that heard it about that they're gonna reconstitute protein.
iON 34:15
Yes.
Bert 34:15
That's protein. Is that part of that?
iON 34:17
That is. That is what you consider is protein. See, that's why we give you a lot -- that's why you're number 87. 'Cause we give Bob a lot of grief. Because you pay attention, and you hear shit that nobody else hears. And you go back through, and you listen really close to the words that are actually said; and you pay attention to it 'cause it somehow matters somehow in your position or condition responses that you can come back and say, "Okay, iON, in 1937 you said blah, blah, blah, blah, blah." See, you know those words. So, it's like, "Uh oh." Oh, oh you -
Bert 34:17
Okay, iON,
iON 34:20
- used to (indistinct) a problem. Mont Blanc, Mont Blanc is not in good shape today. Did you know that?
Bert 35:07
Mont Blanc, the mountain?
iON 35:09
Yeah, you know Mont -- do you know Mont Blanc?
Bert 35:14
I recall -- I mean, I know it's an ink pen, but also, I'm aware that there is a mountain
iON 35:19
Yeah, yeah, no. The alp. The alp Mont Blanc, it's in trouble.
Bert 35:25
Okay, I have to look at that. That's not
iON 35:28
You'll see.
Bert 35:29
Hey, iON, I figured out last week when you said I'm number 87. Eight and seven is 15, and one and five is six, so I'm good. When you call me 87, I'm number six.
iON 35:41
Oh, yeah. No, no, no, no, that you're fine. You're fine. We just were -- we were, we were dapping on Chad that used to be the old number one. He's trying to rise himself out of the ashes like the phoenix from the ashes, who's listening. He's paying attention, but you got the tiger by the tail, honey bunny. We ain't mad. You know what's goes on. You know what's up. So, it ain't matter. I don't think, I don't think, I don't think George Renalt's gonna have anything on you. [laughs]
Bert 36:13
Yeah, that's impossible. Okay, iON, one more, one more TikTok question.
iON 36:20
I think you might be alright. What's another one, honey bunny?
Bert 36:23
Okay. The TikTok of Elon Musk making an announcement that artificial intelligence, we are summoning a demon. Was that some type of like advertisement or counter advertisement for his -- he did an information update sometime in the end of November, beginning of December -- no, it was the end of November about his Neuralink information. Was that sort of like an anti-advertisement?
iON 36:47
No. No, no, no, it wasn't anti anything; it was Bob acknowledging the way of the Lord. That was basically saying that here we go. Either y'all going to Ascend, or this thing, this thing is gonna take over. Now, here's what Elon has done in the meantime. It's kicked back to say that the Tech Body is not in charge. So, Bob would say, "Oh, we're not havin' a good day, we're having a bad day." 'Cause now they're -- maybe we shouldn't talk about this.
Bert 37:11
The Tech Body not in charge?
iON 37:14
Here you go. See? See? See? See, Bob, this is where you're supposed to jump in and say, "Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up! Don't talk no more!" But we're going to 'cause he didn't jump in. So, fuck that. Okay, here's where it's kicking back. The human Ascending, however few, are now kicking back to say, "Wait a minute. I can't believe what I see. Wait a minute. I can't believe what I know. Wait a minute." And then and then and then and then Elon Musk pays 10 times too much goddamn money with -- that's not real money -- for some bullshit to now explain that the yellow dog goddamn Democrats took over the election, then this and that and tit and tat and laddy doddy body doddy doddy. And then you can't put them all in a bag and come out from the Democrats or the Republicans and tell one from another because they're all goddamn gone! That's what you need to know. They're over. They're through. All of it is through. So, then it comes in -- we better hush. We better hush. So, better ask a question, Bertron, so we can answer.
Bert 38:47
Yeah, iON. The "they." The "they."
iON 38:50
If we carry on
Bert 38:51
Can you identify the "they" that are through? Are you saying the Democrats are through?
iON 38:56
And, and the Republicans.
Bert 39:01
All of them are through. All of, all of the
iON 39:03
Uh, uh, uh, well, see? Where's Bob when you need 'em? You can't depend on Bob for shit. Goddamn. Here's where he could jump in and say, "Hey, Bert, lo la, la, la, la, la, and he'd change the subject or say something ridiculous where you can depend on him. And now he, he leaves a niggar out there on the edge. He leaves a niggar out there on the edge and says, -
Bert 39:33
Right. Right.
iON 39:33
- "Come on, say something." So, so, we're gonna bust a cap in somebody's ass, that's what he's trying to say. Okay, he can't define it. Alright, here's what's gonna go down, honey, since he ain't gonna say nothing. Here you go. Here's your free part. Didn't cost you a goddamn penny. It's over. That part is over. The security agreements have already been signed and adjudicated. And that's why they're wrappin' the Capitol right now where you can't see it. That's why the aliens are doin' what they're doin'. That's why you've not seen a single goddamn one(!) goddamn picture of the Pentagon in the last 180 days. Not one(!) picture of the Pentagon in the last 180 days. It's done! Bob's fixin' to go the wall. Fixin' to be settled, fixin' to be done. You don't gotta worry about it if Bob don't fuck this up. If he fucks it up, God "shaved" the Queen. She's at Sandringham if you need to go visit. She's at Sandringham if you need to go visit. But if you don't, it's all done. This, this, this meal is terminated pretty much, but we're trying to be nice, and being kind, and -- umm -- what's her name in Texas has a new house, so that's all good.
Bert 41:10
Susana?
iON 41:14
No, no, no. Well, she does, Susana does have a new house.
Bob 41:18
Hey, Bert!
iON 41:18
Oh, now he goddamn
Bob 41:19
Hey, Bert
Bert 41:19
Hey, Bob.
Bob 41:19
JW pleaded with me to interrupt iON 'cause I was just, "Look at that. I'm with the people." I didn't stop iON. [Bert chuckles] Now he told you everything.
Bert 41:36
Yeah.
Bob 41:36
Okay, back to iON. Ask iON another question.
iON 41:42
Okay. Okay. Now, hey, hey, hey! You be sure and tell the grand jury when they're asking Bob about those questions. [Bob and Bert chuckle] You be sure to ask the grand jury when they're asking Bob about those questions about what happened with Mr. Sandman. All that happened with Mr. Sandman for another $6 billion dollars that went to Bob's account. Yeah, you be sure to ask him about that. [Bob chuckles] That's the rest of it. Yeah, you call, you call, you call the fiduciary on that. See, what that -- well, we better digress. Okay. Bless Bob.
Bert 42:21
Okay, I found it.
iON 42:22
Bert, Bert, Bert. Stop. Stop.
Bob 42:23
Hey, hey, Bert. The perp walk. The perp walk is comin' up for somebody very soon. Mark my words. [Bert chuckles]
iON 42:30
Bert, Bert, Bert, Bert. Let's talk about, let's talk about Carolyn's hands. This is important. When you were asleep, -
Bert 42:40
Carolyn's?
iON 42:40
- Carolyn's hands. When you were asleep, and you were layin' on your belly. You normally don't sleep on your belly, is that true?
Bert 42:48
You're very accurate with that iON, and I don't even recall ever sleeping on my back -- on my belly. So,
iON 42:54
Right. Right, right, right. But you were, you were rolled over on your belly. And Carolyn was asking you a question. You looked and you didn't know what to say. Then you looked on your phone and you could -- saw Carolyn's hands, which is crazy 'cause it was -- Bob, don't you say a goddamn thing. This is important. So, you looked over -
Bob 42:59
(inaudible)
iON 43:00
- and you saw -- shhhh. You saw Carolyn's hands.
Bob 43:11
I'm not saying anything, Bert.
iON 43:15
That's good. So, you looked over
Bob 43:23
I'm not saying anything, Bert!!
Bert 43:30
[chuckles] Uh oh.
iON 43:32
We'll wait till Carolyn gets home, by God. We don't have to put up with this shit. [Bob laughs] It's very significant because it's the connection with seeing Carolyn in your meatsack body -- which is feeling better now.
Bert 43:50
Hey, you're right. Yeah, right. I noticed that today.
iON 43:54
No, but it's not over. It's not over. It's just a sidebar.
Bert 43:59
Well, I know (indistinct)
iON 44:00
Now, you don't know shit, honey. [Bert chuckles]
Bert 44:04
I play like I do.
iON 44:06
Well, okay, you can play the I'm a, I'm a good lawyer. I play one on TV. Okay, that's good. No, no, you have no idea. Because your threshold of pain is not based on reality.
Bert 44:20
Mmm.
iON 44:20
Your threshold. Let me say this again. Let me say this again. Your threshold of pain, it's not based on reality. A lot of people are listening to this and well, there's at least eleven. Aren't there eleven, Bob, or twelve listening? [laughs]
Bob 44:30
Eleven. Eleven million.
iON 44:40
Maybe a dot more than eleven or so since we're the only game in town. Since everything we said is goin' on. [Bert laughs] Since we said Bitcoin was going to zero. Since we said the world was fallin'. Since we said all the economy has fallen. Since we said the world was fallen. Since we said this is all over, it's like Venezuela is a good, is a nice vacation spot. We said [laughs] it's great fun. Everybody's laughing. They're laughing now, but they gonna be crying before they go to bed. But the point of the order is it becomes back to a place where you can say, "Wait a second. Let's see how reality works." Reality works at the standpoint if you listen to us for any length of time, make sure you're conditionally, conditionally responsively based. Do you have two or more weeks' worth of food? Yes or no.
Bert 45:49
Yes. Yes.
iON 45:44
Do you have two or more weeks' worth of any kind of water you have? It doesn't even have to be good water, just water.
Bert 45:54
I just loaded up yesterday. Funny, 'cause I'm feeling really weird since I had that -- I survived that attack, iON. I'm looking at everything other than listening to you and Bob as a distraction. I mean, every fucking thing. Even people talking to me, it's a distraction.
iON 46:10
Yeah.
Bert 46:10
I just upped my water yesterday.
iON 46:13
Good. Okay. Do you have an amount, a month supply of an apple cider vinegar?
Bert 46:23
No, but I will get that. [chuckles]
iON 46:24
You're gonna need that. You gotta need that as an astringent with everything that's going on. Because when you have no ability or capacity like bathe, vinegar is the only astringent that's gonna work to keep you through a short-term position.
Bert 46:43
Okay.
iON 46:43
Now, in the, in the place of Ascension, you're Ascending if you're on that pathway or partition, that's a little bit different. But Bob won't even acknowledge that that -- who's making noise? Bob, what are you building? Stop all that. Goddamn, stop that shit. Come on, Bob. Fix your phone. Fix your phone. You're makin' noise. It's crazy. You're lettin' us talk when we shouldn't be talking, and then you're makin' noise behind. This is ridiculous. Lord suffering cats, go get Carolyn. Go get Carolyn. Go get Carolyn. She can make some nut pate and grind it while we're working here, Bobby. It's all good. [Bert chuckles] Okay. So, what happens is that astringent is gonna be very necessary to like wipe your rims with vineg. You may have to can some things, so you have to have the vineg -- vinegar. We call it vineg -- vinegar to be an astringent to steam things off because what's gonna happen is since they hadn't -- since they -- goddamn, Bob. [Bob laughs] Bob's moving bodies out of his library. Bob's moving bodies out of the lib-- mute! Mute, Bob! Mute, mute, mute.
Bob 46:43
I'm puttin' the bodies in the vinegar vat.
iON 46:43
I see. And then lime. In the lime that Carolyn delivered. That's right. He's got more lime in the, in the library than bodies, and that's what he's got books. So, what happens is that vinegar is gonna be very -- it's gonna be an incredible astringent in the process of the body's exodermis shifting in the new environment. Bert, if you look real close, if you look real close, -- we can talk about this later. It's not serious, 'cause when we tell you about things,
Bert 48:46
Yes, it is, iON. No, go ahead.
iON 48:50
If the astringent level of the environment turns one more mark in the negative pH, you're gonna have an incredible, serious malady in the dermis. Which means everybody's gonna have a melanoma on their skin if they're not in a condition position for Ascension. So, they're all gonna get melanoma and all die of cancer I guess is the way to say it, or some terrible Hodgkin melanoma.
Bert 49:40
So, iON, so the apple vinegar is used to clean the body? Is that what you're saying?
iON 49:52
Not yet. Not yet. It's just everything about the body.
Bert 49:56
Okay.
iON 49:56
'Cause see, you're in a different place. Well now, well, listen now. Hold on.
Bert 50:00
I'm all ears.
iON 50:01
You're doing good.
Bert 50:02
I'm listening and hearing.
iON 50:03
You're doing, you're doing good. But everything you embrace should be wrapped with vin. Okay? So, have a glass or have a jar, you'll wrap it with -- take a little thing and wrap it around white vinegar. That's all.
Bert 50:23
Okay.
iON 50:23
But now, like things that you're canning, I don't know that you're canning, but if you had something that was canning or that was preserved, you would wrap it and wipe it in white vin to take out -- 'cause normally we'd say use bleach. Bleach doesn't work on this. Vinegar works on this because as you Ascend, you're gonna have a higher tolerance to everything else. But there are a few microbial -- we better hush. Okay, save this. Carolyn's gonna develop this later 'cause she'll get a bunch of it. There are microbials that are gonna be not pleasant for the Ascending humans because the powers -- because -- Bob, where in the fuck are you? Because the powers that be are not going to allow Ascension. They're gonna do everything. That's the -- now, do not give any goddamn credit to goddamn George Soros motherfucker. I mean, Sandman-Fried gave more money than goddamn George Soros did, and he's a goddamn 30-year-old vagabond; he don't know nothin' about nothin'. So, don't give him any credit. But there is a faction that non -- Bert,
Bert 51:54
Yes.
iON 51:54
- there's a faction that understands how powerful hydrogen is, and they'll use hydrogen as an effect to cause you to be less than. That's not the case. Just be careful. Just mind yourself.
Bert 52:13
Okay.
iON 52:14
We told Bob it's gonna be a monster show. Do you agree?
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