New Aliens/Cephalopods, 14 August 2021

Payday

Transcribed by Nan

Linda R 6:20
Okay, so I wanted to ask about last Saturday, last Payday. You mentioned the real threat is the imminent alien invasion that's not terrestrial. So, which aliens alien aliens are you referring to, the resident ones or the new ones?

Bob 6:41
New ones.

iON 6:42
New ones.

Linda R 6:44
So, the new ones coming are gonna be perceived as invaders, but are they actually invading?

iON 6:51
They already are. They already are.

Bob 6:55
Already are what, iON? Are what?

iON 6:58
Invaders. Invaders.

Bob 7:00
They're invaders. They're gonna position huge airships over 22 countries, Linda! Nobody's gonna look too kind on this.

iON 7:10
So as, so as Marshal Dillon though. So as Matt Dillon though. You know that, right?

Bob 7:15
No, he didn't do that. He did not do that.

iON 7:19
Yes! He most certainly goddamn did! And he never slept with Miss Kitty. And he never slept with her.

Bob 7:23
Look at the way he triggered. See how I trigger iON, Linda? I can make him blow his gasket anytime I want.

iON 7:29
He did, he did, he did -- we're a little emotional.

Bob 7:36
TV shows, 60-years old. [laughs]

[Cephalopods]

Bob 9:06
Okay, Linda, go.

Linda R 9:06
So, the aliens are already here. Correct, iON?

Bob 9:11
No, they're not here. They're not here. Well, maybe. They showed themselves the other day in the clouds, but they haven't landed. They're not sneaking in. They're gonna make a big impression when they become visible.

Linda R 9:26
Yes, but they're already here they're just hidden. Is that correct, iON?

Bob 9:31
Just hang out there in the ionosphere.

iON 9:34
Just like, just like Amanda Blake, plain sight for everybody to see.

Linda R 9:41
Okay, and

Bob 9:42
And you're not foolin' anybody, Linda. We know you're a troubleshooter for them. We've known that for months. [Linda laughs] You're not foolin' anybody, Linda.

Linda R 9:52
So whether they are actual threat or not depends on Bob's meeting with them and how that works out.

iON 10:02
Yeah, if he fucks it up this time, it's probably gonna be bad.

Linda R 10:06
Okay. And are the aliens that Bob is meeting, are they cephalopods? Is that what you said?

iON 10:19
It is what we said.

Linda R 10:22
And so are they -- is that kind of what OA was hinting at with their portrayal of the octopus?

iON 10:38
No, that was Festus Haggen. You got it all wrong.

Linda R 10:42
[chuckles] So, the octopus in OA, I forgot what they call them, but is that, is that making a reference to the aliens?

iON 10:55
Cephalopod. It's a cephalopod.

iON 10:58
Yes. So they were making a reference.

iON 11:02
That's where the, that's where they connected to the person, to the angel. See, that was to her. So, she was feeding the cephalopod, not the other way around.

Linda R 11:12
Oh, okay.

iON 11:19
See the rub with that?

Linda R 11:21
Yeah, I do see that now.

Bob 11:26
What TV show was that Linda?

Linda R 11:27
The OA.

iON 11:30
Mork & Mindy. Mork & Mindy. Mork & Mindy.

Linda R 11:33
So, the cephalopod, are they water? Are they gonna come from the water or the heavens?

iON 11:44
Cephalopods don't have to live in water. They can, but they don't necessarily -- they're not bound by water.

Linda R 11:50
Okay, so that's what you meant by running. You ask how does the cephalopod run? You don't want to be chased by one or something like that. So, they can

iON 12:03
That's like, that's like foot racing a bear. The bear, however large, will still run faster than you.

Linda R 12:10
Okay. And there's only one type of aliens that are going to be meeting with Bob?

iON 12:18
Naw, that's an open-ended thing. A lot of people show up. We may have to, we have LGBTQ RST XYZ. We'll have some, some big'uns and some little'uns and some pink'uns and some green'uns. [singing] And I got the whole world in my butt. I got the whole world in my butt.