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Sunday, October 13, 2019

iON | Acupuncture

Transcribed by Bert.

[5 October 2019 01:00 AM Hour]

(51:04 mark)
Bob: So, acupuncture came from Angels?

Dr. Dean: Ah!

iON: Yeah!

Bob: Ha! Ha! Ha! What do you think of that, Carolyn? Bob’s on a roll for fuck's sake!

Dr. Dean: Yeah! Go, Bob! Go!

Bob: Bob’s discovering whole new things that nobody would suspect! So, the Chinese aren’t from here. So, they had some special arrangement with the Angels?

iON: The Chinese! The Chinese! The Daoguang Qing! The dynasty is where that came from, and they got that straight from the Angels.

Dr. Dean: WOW!

Bob: But the Angels were applying it to make Little Men!

iON: No, the Angels were applying it for the – they were dying, and they meant them to die. They had to adjust it, so they didn’t die too quick.

Bob: Ha! The Chinese were dying! Ha! Ha! Ha! Or just Little Men?

iON: Yeah! And then it worked so good… and then it worked so good… and then it worked so good that they had to stop them from having babies! They got too goddamn many of them.

Bob: Ha! Ha! Ha! When did that happen?

iON: When they passed the law saying that: “We will kill your babies when you have more than one or two”.

Bob: We’re talking about a thousand years ago, the Chinese were dying. The Angels applied acupuncture to them.

iON: It took a minute.

Bob: Yeah, thousands of years ago! The Chinese, were they just Little Men or becoming Little Men and started to die?

iON: They were Little Men, and they were dying too quickly. And so, the Angels applied a form of acupuncture, and changed the ability for them to live. And it caught on, and there’s way too many of them. There’s more Chinese than there’s rice in the paddy!

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