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Monday, June 10, 2019

iON | Lazarus Effect

Transcribed by Bert.

Payday

[25 April 2015 Part 3]

(14:05 mark)
Caller 1: What’s interesting is, we have the iCell interacting with our bodies and then us with our saying, “we're Ascended”, or relinquishing our Ascension and then saying we’re ascended - still they’re both happening. It’s like, is the iCell carrying us up or what?

Caller 2: No, heaven is here!

Caller 1: I just wonder why we need the iCell, if we can just say, "look we’re Ascended", that’s it!

iON: OK! So Lazarus, who have you raised from the dead this week?

Caller 1: Well, they just keep throwing themselves at me. Ha! Ha! Ha!

iON: Well, OK!

Caller 2: He’s telling you that you are Lazarus! Was he Lazarus?

Bob: No!

Caller: Or is he becoming?

iON: Seems like an effect, doesn’t it?

Bob: An effect of what?

iON: The Lazarus effect!

Caller 3: Are you saying, iON, that if we are already Ascended that we could raise people from the dead?

iON: Hell, yeah! Bob already has! You’re running around telling us all of this and a bag of chips, and then do like Bob! Do it, then you won’t have to talk about it.

Caller 3: And there’s a list of names that Bob can run off of the people that he has raised?

iON: We can take you to them. Now, it’s become a phenomenon. Some call it a syndrome, umm hmm! The government is thinking of charging a tax on it.

Caller 3: On what, group travel to the land of the Ascended?

iON: No, on bringing people back from the dead.

Caller 3: Who would they tax?

iON: The ones that are brought back, silly!

Caller 3: The returned ones?

iON: Yep, the Lazarus Taxon. It’s plural for “Taxa".

Caller 3: Yeah, but the Ascended…

iON: There appears to be a period of time where they still owe. You aren’t reanimating Gods, darling! Huh, it’s the little ones!

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