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Thursday, February 28, 2019

iONdom’s Mission Statement

Bob : This product is only for ascending people.

Carolyn: Uh-huh.

iON: It's only for ascending people.

Bob: Not for unhealthy people.

iON: Right.

Bob: Not people who are sick.
Not people who have all these problems.

iON: We're not here to cure anything.
We're not here to help anything.
We're not trying to soothe anything.
We're not trying to make you happy.
We're not trying to prove your happiness.
We're not trying to see whether or not you're happy.
This product was not created for your benefit, for your pleasure, or for your enjoyable delightment.
It's not for that.
It's only for the ascending.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Mission statement well stated.

Anonymous said...

I'm confused, does this mean people shouldn't take these products at all unless its purely for ascension? I've recommended it to friends and family for the health benefits and they like the products but they would think this radio show is insane.